Testing out the WordPress app updating from my Droid X. Shit is pretty cool.
Dead Rising 2 Case Zero is out!! It’s only $5 for some undead killin fun!!
Read some World War Z. Then play it, love it, and KILLDEMZOMBEEEZ!!
BRING IT ON!! MUDDAFUGGAZ!!
Over the weekend I took a trip up to Vernon Valley with a couple of peoples. And during the little road trip up one of them busted out a Game Boy Color another a DS Lite. Oddly enough, everyone in the van was more drawn to the 1998 strawberry GB Color than the shiny white DS.
It’s not like the older version was somehow better than the newer, like in the Star Wars series. (HAN SHOT FIRST, GOD DAMN IT!!) I mean, that thing is still a piece of crap with a screen so dark that I couldn’t see what I was playing even in direct sunlight, but a classic is a classic.
classic jack
What was more surprising was the reaction of the owner of the GB Color when he saw the DS Lite. You know that question that gets asked often, “What would someone from the past say if they were brought into the future and saw all the technology that we have now?”
Well, apparently living a super deprived childhood, this was the first time he ever saw a Nintendo DS.. “THE SCREEN IS SO BRIGHT!!” and “OMG, IT’S LIKE A PORTABLE SUPER NINTENDO!!” were just a couple things exclaimed during his futuristic experience. He had to be constantly instructed to, “Stop tapping the top screen. Only the bottom is touch.” I held back on telling him about the soon to be 3DS, cuz i didn’t want his head to asplode.
i know she’s not the one that travelled through time, but who the fuck cares?
It will say, “My other shirt is also recursive.”
Customers must then buy two.
I AM BILLIONAIRE.
While one of our main goals is to lavish in the best games of yester-year, my associate and I will often go out and purchase brand-new games, when our excitement warrants it.
Exhibit A:
Samus, while fighting an alien, performs some kind of crazy luchadorian suplex ending in a headlock, and then proceeds to blast it in the face. [video after the jump] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t think I need to laud the praises of the God of War series; It’s already a matter of public record.
Let us instead divulge on what we have learned thus far:
- Muscular, bald, tattoo’d men (MBT’s) are angry (maybe about being bald)
- If an opportunity for aggrandizement exists by means of fucking some shit up, an MBT will take it.
- Protect your assets with girders, balance beams, and rope bridges. MBT’s can not cross them without great difficulty, allowing you plenty of time to sling various projectiles. This is your only defense against an unquenchable, nightmare-driven rage. IT IS THEIR ONLY WEAKNESS.
I haven’t played God of War 3 yet, but if there’s any more of this “balancing-slowly-using-an-awkward-camera-angle-while-enemies-knock-you-off-into-a-pit-of-vipers” chicanery, I think i’m done. … Okay, I’ll play it, but I’m going to be frowning like a motherfucker, so watch out.